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…my manservant would say, as I descend into the BeyondCave, deep below Beyond Manor, accessible only via a secret passageway hidden behind my study full of many leather-bound books.
Top speed of 63 MPH, can fly 8000 feet above God’s green earth. On sale this summer from Martin Jetpack. You don’t even need a pilot’s license — just $100,000. Anyone wanna go in on a timeshare?
Yes, it’s bulky, it’s not exactly Iron Man-sleek, but it’s a jetpack, for God’s sake. Like, in real life. Jeez, some people are never satisfied. Everything’s amazing, and nobody’s happy.
(via Neoseeker)
